What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 02:35

Octopussy
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
-J W Pepper
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Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
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Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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